10 Times We Really Wanted to Ask Michael Jordan "What Are THOOOOSE?"

We've got one question.

By Zac Dubasik

Michael Jordan is the latest to fall victim the cruelty of the Internet. An attendee at MJ's annual Flight School basketball camp took advantage of the Q&A opportunity to become the first to turn Michael Jordan into a living "WHAT ARE THOOOSE?!" meme. Jordan turned out to be wearing a pair of XX9 Lows, but that's not the first time we've wondered what, exactly, MJ had on. In fact, we've had "one question" for MJ quite a few times in the past. Here, we look back, and try to decode exactly what some of "THOOOOSE" were. 

1.

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Two-tone loafers.


3.

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown due obstruction of heavily distressed denim.


5.

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Heeled leather boots, shown off thanks to short denim.


7.

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Air Jordan XX2 5/8.


9.

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Jordan RCVR.


11.

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown due to volume of pants, but most likely golf shoes.


13.

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Loafers. Suede.


15.

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown, but sure not Js.


17.

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown, but inferior to Gerald Wallace's Jumpman Team Pros. 


19.

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Jordan CMFT Viz Air 11