By Zac Dubasik
Michael Jordan is the latest to fall victim the cruelty of the Internet. An attendee at MJ's annual Flight School basketball camp took advantage of the Q&A opportunity to become the first to turn Michael Jordan into a living "WHAT ARE THOOOSE?!" meme. Jordan turned out to be wearing a pair of XX9 Lows, but that's not the first time we've wondered what, exactly, MJ had on. In fact, we've had "one question" for MJ quite a few times in the past. Here, we look back, and try to decode exactly what some of "THOOOOSE" were.
1.
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Two-tone loafers.
3.
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown due obstruction of heavily distressed denim.
5.
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Heeled leather boots, shown off thanks to short denim.
7.
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Air Jordan XX2 5/8.
9.
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Jordan RCVR.
11.
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown due to volume of pants, but most likely golf shoes.
13.
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Loafers. Suede.
15.
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown, but sure not Js.
17.
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown, but inferior to Gerald Wallace's Jumpman Team Pros.
19.
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Jordan CMFT Viz Air 11