DJ Khaled has a lot of sneakers. He's got rare sneakers, he's got never-released sneakers, he's even got his own sneaker with Jordan. His son, Asahd, who celebrates his first birthday today, has a sizable collection as well. In the latest episode of Sneaker Closets from Complex, Khaled breaks down some of the more exclusive items in his collection with typical flair and bombast.

How did he get the black Kaws x Air Jordan 4 that is rumored to come out some time next year? "This is what you call 'direct communication.' No middleman, no broker," Khaled explains.

And what about the exclusive Transformers Air Jordan 5s made for Mark Wahlberg? "He's my friend."

And the Air Jordan 3s designed for Russell Westbrook? "How 'bout, 'Let's not ask questions [about] how I got 'em.' Listen, for everybody that's asking me questions [about] how I got 'em—major key alert: Mind your business!"

Watch the episode above to take in the full glory of all the Khaled-isms within.