This Rich Sneaker Teen Has His Nanny Ship Shoes for Him

The ridiculous life of a rich teen reseller who has his nanny ship shoes for him.

Like it or not, teens with thousands of dollars of expendable income to use on sneakers is very much a thing. The latest of these affluent children to emerge is 13-year-old reseller Mitchell Sozio, who is the focus of a profile at the Daily Front Row.

The piece is full of incredible quotes, perhaps the best of them Mitchell's response to a question about whether his resell business has made him a regular at the post office.

"Of course not," Mitchell responds. "My nanny does that. She’s the shipping department. She’s good at packing. I also meet up with some clients in person."

In the interview, Mitchell—who wears an Hermès tie with his school uniform—also says that he skips summer camp because, "Do you know how much money I’d lose going to camp?"

While he's clearly got access to the sort of funds that would let him easily stockpile a sizeable sneaker collection, Mitchell says he only owns about 65 pairs.