As if getting roasted on social media for more than a month straight wasn't bad enough, Stephen Curry and his Under Armour Curry Two Low sneakers reached their lowest point today.
During last night's ESPYS, comedian Hannibal Burress acted out a skit in which he traveled back in time from the year 2026 wearing a pair of all-white Crocs. When asked about his questionable footwear by host John Cena, Burress jokingly explained that they aren't Crocs, but a pair of Curry 34s from the future. Curry's most recent low-tops have been the subject of a seemingly endless run of jokes due to their resemblance to "dad" shoes.
Taking advantage of their unexpected ESPYS moment, Crocs took to Twitter hours ago, letting users know that they don't have to wait to get their feet into "Curry 34s." They'll run you a cool $35 now at crocs.com.