images via fakefiles

The Jumpman is one of the most recognizable logos of all time. As evidence, look no further than yesterday’s unveiling of the Air Jordan 30—the 28th straight edition of the Air Jordan to incorporate the logo into its design

With that great popularity comes imitation. Sometimes that imitation comes purely out of admiration. Sometimes it comes with the intent to deceive. And sometimes, things go so wrong that they are neither paying respect, nor fooling anyone. We searched fakefiles for the worst examples of these Jumpmen gone wrong.

Crossover Man


Bedazzled Man


Chubby Man


Disconnected Man


Hoof Man


Gumby Man


Earring Man


Swim Man


Stick Figure Man


Scratch-Off Man


Rag Doll Man


Three Arm Man


Mole Man


Crooked Man


Reverse Jumpman


Broken Arm Man


Nice Kicks Man

via My Basketball Shoes

Casually Dribbling Up the Court Man


Cheer Woman


Legalize It Man


Hair Man

via No Way Girl

Disco Man


Beard Man