Fronting with your sneakers can come in many forms. Maybe you only had them on for the 30 seconds it took to get a picture for Instagram and plan on selling them the same week as DS. Maybe you act like you've been into a sneaker for years, when you actually only heard of them with their most recent retro.

And then there's just outright lying about the kicks you own. You mention having every new pair of Jordans...early...yet we've never seen you in a pair, period, other than those beat up Space Jams which were questionable in the first place. Instagram user downgoes.fraser found a creative way to call out this latter type of sneaker liar, set to the tune of Next’s ‘90s hit, Too Close. Check it out below. Do you know anyone who does this?