By Zac Dubasik

Michael Jordan is the latest to fall victim the cruelty of the Internet. An attendee at MJ's annual Flight School basketball camp took advantage of the Q&A opportunity to become the first to turn Michael Jordan into a living "WHAT ARE THOOOSE?!" meme. Jordan turned out to be wearing a pair of XX9 Lows, but that's not the first time we've wondered what, exactly, MJ had on. In fact, we've had "one question" for MJ quite a few times in the past. Here, we look back, and try to decode exactly what some of "THOOOOSE" were. 

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Two-tone loafers.


WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown due obstruction of heavily distressed denim.


WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Heeled leather boots, shown off thanks to short denim.


WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Air Jordan XX2 5/8.


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WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Jordan RCVR.


WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown due to volume of pants, but most likely golf shoes.


WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Loafers. Suede.


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WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown, but sure not Js.


WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Unknown, but inferior to Gerald Wallace's Jumpman Team Pros. 


WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Jordan CMFT Viz Air 11