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Under Armour "Nobody Likes A Snake" Tee

May 9th 2011 | 81 comments

Under Armour "Nobody Likes A Snake"

words // Brandon Richard
images // Nick DePaula

Perhaps a little salt in the wound for our disappointed readers in SoCal, we can file this brand new t-shirt from Under Armour under the 'Shots Fired' category. The black cotton tee features unmistakable purple and gold lettering that simply reads "Nobody Likes A Snake," with a little scale detailing thrown in the mix as well. Without saying any names directly, you can pretty much guess the brand and player the shirt alludes to.

Adding to the appeal of the tee is the fact that it does carry value in terms of performance. Constructed with UA's brand new Charged Cotton, the 4-way stretch shirt features alternating hydrophobic and hydrophilic fibers that makes the dry rate fives times fast than standard cotton.

Seen modeled by Under Armour's own Brandon Jennings below, the "Nobody Likes A Snake" tee retails for $24.99 and is available exclusively at Finishline stores starting today.

Under Armour "Nobody Likes A Snake"

Under Armour "Nobody Likes A Snake"

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Months ago | 2nd June 2011 00:50
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Months ago | 17th May 2011 21:23
thats a dope tee right there!
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Months ago | 11th May 2011 17:14
This is funny on so many levels. First because it's under armour and they make nothing that's worthy of anyone's interest. And second, it's Jennings rockin it like some douche clown when his team didn't even make the playoffs and he himself will most likely never win a ring. Leave it to lowly under armour to talk their smack AFTER the Lakers lost. But then again, no one ever said they were a reputable brand anyway. smh pointless...
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Months ago | 11th May 2011 12:11
really?? after dey lost?? watch b jenn is goin be a laker soon. just watch
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Months ago | 11th May 2011 01:29
the message is too funny
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Months ago | 10th May 2011 20:59
thats sexyy.
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Months ago | 10th May 2011 15:20
WORD.
Fuck Yeah it's DaFilipinoNinja!!!
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Months ago | 10th May 2011 14:22
You still mad bout lebron? smh[/quote]

lebrick nope, clevelands city motto is better luck next year. 2 anyone famous or poor if you get out of that dump good on ya!
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Months ago | 10th May 2011 14:18
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The comparison is still absurd, regardless of the context. The President is under constant attack by his detractors both civilian, then by pols throughout the United States. To suggest that a basketball player like Kobe Bryant is beyond reproach, especially with his record of tomfoolery, is simply ridiculous.Would you be more comfortable if I picked Souljah Boi and Jay-Z? I didn't go there coz thats not original, Lebron already did that.I didn't say Kobe is beyond reproach, all I am saying with all the players that got booted from the playoffs, why him? I didn't ask UA to NOT do it, I said WHY DO IT? I was thinking that Kobe must've insulted UA or something. Now if you wanna make it bigger than what it is, it is ur prerogative I've pretty much simplified my explanation and said my peace.


I totally agree with you Faded, there's really no need for it from a public standpoint, i say public because maybe behind close doors there was "beef" between the two (UA n Kobe). I'm guessin it's just for marketing etc...

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Months ago | 10th May 2011 14:04
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The comparison is still absurd, regardless of the context. The President is under constant attack by his detractors both civilian, then by pols throughout the United States. To suggest that a basketball player like Kobe Bryant is beyond reproach, especially with his record of tomfoolery, is simply ridiculous.


Would you be more comfortable if I picked Souljah Boi and Jay-Z? I didn't go there coz thats not original, Lebron already did that.

I didn't say Kobe is beyond reproach, all I am saying with all the players that got booted from the playoffs, why him? I didn't ask UA to NOT do it, I said WHY DO IT? I was thinking that Kobe must've insulted UA or something. Now if you wanna make it bigger than what it is, it is ur prerogative I've pretty much simplified my explanation and said my peace.

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Months ago | 10th May 2011 12:32
Under Armour is for Frat boys
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Months ago | 10th May 2011 12:14
Brandon Jennings is a beast, but how can you throw shot's at a dude that is way older than him still playing great, when jennings just got into the nba couple years back, n kobe basically started in the nba when jennings was still getting his pull up's changed. Respect a your Father! that's gonna be my contract for a shirt with UA!
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thats a dope tee right there!
This is funny on so many levels. First because it's under armour and they make nothing that's worthy of anyone's interest. And second, it's Jennings rockin it like some douche clown when his team didn't even make the playoffs and he himself will most likely never win a ring. Leave it to lowly under armour to talk their smack AFTER the Lakers lost. But then again, no one ever said they were a reputable brand anyway. smh pointless...
really?? after dey lost?? watch b jenn is goin be a laker soon. just watch
the message is too funny
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You still mad bout lebron? smh[/quote] lebrick nope, clevelands city motto is better luck next year. 2 anyone famous or poor if you get out of that dump good on ya!
[quote]The comparison is still absurd, regardless of the context. The President is under constant attack by his detractors both civilian, then by pols throughout the United States. To suggest that a basketball player like Kobe Bryant is beyond reproach, especially with his record of tomfoolery, is simply ridiculous.Would you be more comfortable if I picked Souljah Boi and Jay-Z? I didn't go there coz thats not original, Lebron already did that.I didn't say Kobe is beyond reproach, all I am saying with all the players that got booted from the playoffs, why him? I didn't ask UA to NOT do it, I said WHY DO IT? I was thinking that Kobe must've insulted UA or something. Now if you wanna make it bigger than what it is, it is ur prerogative I've pretty much simplified my explanation and said my peace.[/quote] I totally agree with you Faded, there's really no need for it from a public standpoint, i say public because maybe behind close doors there was "beef" between the two (UA n Kobe). I'm guessin it's just for marketing etc...
[quote]The comparison is still absurd, regardless of the context. The President is under constant attack by his detractors both civilian, then by pols throughout the United States. To suggest that a basketball player like Kobe Bryant is beyond reproach, especially with his record of tomfoolery, is simply ridiculous.[/quote] Would you be more comfortable if I picked Souljah Boi and Jay-Z? I didn't go there coz thats not original, Lebron already did that. I didn't say Kobe is beyond reproach, all I am saying with all the players that got booted from the playoffs, why him? I didn't ask UA to NOT do it, I said WHY DO IT? I was thinking that Kobe must've insulted UA or something. Now if you wanna make it bigger than what it is, it is ur prerogative I've pretty much simplified my explanation and said my peace.
Under Armour is for Frat boys
Brandon Jennings is a beast, but how can you throw shot's at a dude that is way older than him still playing great, when jennings just got into the nba couple years back, n kobe basically started in the nba when jennings was still getting his pull up's changed. Respect a your Father! that's gonna be my contract for a shirt with UA!
hahah lakers
[quote]Whoa there! Kobe Bryant is a good ballplayer and all, but to compare him to our President is way off base![/quote] Comparing the situational difference, not the people per se
lol the shirt should say "nobody likes brandon jennings." i cant believe this guy even has an endorsement.